The Exploits of Maximus WillHammer. It's better to be the Hammer rather than a nail.

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The Exploits of Maximus Willhammer
It’s better to be the Hammer than a nail.
Maximus Willhammer will take you for a ride past the maximum levels of extreme entertainment to the unknown as he performs many different stunts unlike anything you have ever seen! Get ready to see some applied science with some speed lining, and smash landing as he trains to attempt to make or break over one hundred world records to popularize new harnesses.
Thousands of workers have died from falls in construction mainly because the current safety harnesses available are dangerous and can kill people from the harnesses themselves, see the best harnesses in the world!
Maximus Willhammer is a inventor, product developer, and stunt performer that has created hundreds of next generation products to protect workers and extreme sports enthusiast, these harnesses could save the life of someone you know. Watch Mad Max as he demonstrates that it’s better to be the Hammer rather than a nail!
WILLHAMMER PICTURES presents
A MOTION PICTURE PRODUCED, DIRECTED, WRITTEN, and STARRING, MAXIMUS WILLHAMMER. PHOTOGRAPHY AND EDITING by DAVID ROSE, and also featuring, LARREN UNRUH,CURTIS RACE, JOHN WIRT,
DANIEL ELDER, RANDY PRESCOTT.
This Film is not yet rated! Copyright 2009 Digital @ High Definition color 110 minutes
MAXIMUS WILLHAMMER Registered Trademark/ Mobile # ‘Max’ (208) 731-4247
Safety Harness Apparatus Patent Pending Lord Maximus Willhammer
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Purpose to save lives: To Introduce advanced new products, harnesses, and protective equipment that will prevent an infinitive amount of injuries and deaths for many fields including: industrial, commercial, and residential construction, maintenance technicians, lineman, loggers, emergency response teams, search & rescue, firefighting, police, security, extreme sports, survivalists, scuba diving, mining, and military applications.
Desperately needed: Every day millions of people suffer from injuries that could have easily been prevented if there were more advanced everyday protective equipment available to them at affordable prices.
Modern manufactures produce a lot of construction equipment that seems to have no understanding of current technologies and building techniques or what a worker goes through everyday because their products stink from a workers point of view.
Maximus Willhammer’s ‘Air Samurai’ and ‘Air Trek’ harnesses can stand up to orthostatic intolerance for hours instead of minutes with video proof.
Max intends to popularize his new safety harnesses to get people more familiar with them so people will not be as likely to die from falls while wearing harnesses not attached to anything from fear of fall.
Uncommonly known fact: All safety harnesses currently available for workers to purchase will actually kill the worker after they survive their initial fall caused by “Orthostatic Intolerance” from the safety harnesses lower straps acting as tourniquets trapping an enormous amount of blood in the lower legs starving the heart which causes the heart to build up speed then increase pressure trying to circulate the trapped blood.
The bodies natural response is to shut down if you continue to hang in a harness after you fall unconscious, and are not rescued or lowered to the ground within minutes the worker usually dies.
Proof is easily available: It’s shocking to many people to discover that this is real, most people have never had to use a safety harness, Max demonstrated a SALA and a MILLER safety harness on www.youtube.com you can see the harnesses caused his stomach to bloat extensively from the pressure of his oversized heart during suspension before he first became paralyzed in a one harness only to be knocked unconscious several minutes later in another harness.
To see some of the best safety harnesses currently available you can go to one of the worlds biggest construction supply companies www.grainger.com. GRAINGER’S current catalogue of 3,922 pages cover features Dirty Jobs Mike Rowe, under FALL PROTECTION they carry, MILLER, SALA, and PROTECTA harnesses all in which cause Orthostatic Intolerance in minutes.
The average person is knocked unconscious within 3 - 5 minutes and is dead at 8 - 15 minutes. These results are published on the internet as the results of a study performed by NASA at the University of Texas in the Medical Research Ward in Galveston. Type in safety harness on google.com search for “Can Your Safety Harness Kill You!” listed on elCLOSH there is also a link on www.maximuswillhammer.com directly to their post.
This uncommonly unknown fact to the general public is more commonly known amongst professionals in most service industries, this is why safety harnesses are not always used violating current OSHA laws stating workers must be in a harness when at any height of 6 feet in many states.
Most workers realize you could just as easily be killed from the harness and avoid wearing them many times when they can get away with it!

Background: Maximus Willhammer has over 20years experience in many aspects of construction and military applications. He has performed his own research and product development for 16years building hundreds of products.
Being involved in construction from age 11 in the construction industry Max has worked as a laborer, landscaper, logger, mason, framer, roofer, skinner(siding), painter, paperhanger, trim carpenter, cabinet making, wood working, automotive painting, road construction, plumber, electrical assistant, sheet rocker, texturing guy, concrete and coatings, industrial & commercial painting. His last job was serving as a construction superintendent over 400 apartments in a five building all five stories. Also having experience with Military, Security, Law Enforcement applications.
Also had training in Aircraft and Power plant mechanical education.
What started the crusade: Max found a dead man hanging when he was seventeen on a jobsite in which the man had died from his safety harness killing him, he could not get down and no one had heard him screaming.
Years later he turned just in time to have watched helplessly in horror as a man fell down seven floors bouncing off steel I beams along the way.
His body was so horribly damaged from the fall that they had to have a closed casket funeral, you could not even recognize him. Max had a medical rescue team there very quickly, they kept trying to revive him with CPR every time they pushed on his chest his head would inflate like a balloon.
While visiting Las Vegas about five months ago, Max was told by two women electricians working on a new sky rise casino that 22 workers have died from falls, or the injuries from their fall on their job site alone!
The Exploits of Maximus WillHammer is dedicated to Daniel Elder another friend who died several years ago in a construction fall.
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